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LPPT

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  1. We are glad to have you here! I will get your name right when I am not PUI! That is super secret code for when you have had a few drinks and make a fool of yourself on p.com
  2. Oh lawd I am all southern, I can't get my cotton mouth around all that foreign stuff! Can I just call you my special pet name for my favorite newbie? The beautiful brave Ezra
  3. Dummy! nuttin good can come from too much estrogen
  4. I think if Michegirl does not start posting in the fun thread instead of just reading, she is going to get cut off from bewbie hugs
  5. You obviously did not have enough! you gotta push through the sleepy phase with another shot to get to the fun phase
  6. do ya like the new name I gave her? duh!
  7. I think Ezra is a good sport we will break her in and keep her! She will be good for major keyboard spewage
  8. You forgot to mention Subby is fixing mowers to trim monkey grass for the ladies, everyone line up behind Lumak she is first in line :rofl: :rofl: Never fear he is lurking
  9. Well heck only a million folks watched it on a movie screen! So I can make a few hundred cringe at it one more time
  10. Only if a teenage boy's dad walks in while he's doin it. OOPSY! did I say that out loud
  11. Did somebody say bewbies I wub bewbies
  12. Nah we can have more fun making the ole biddy's spew on their keyboards
  13. Ezma honey! this ain't no phone with texting, you gotta do a little better with the spelling and grammar or these mean ole menopausal sexually frustrated ladies are gonna chew you up and spit you out.
  14. Welcome to Dallas and to P.com! This is what we call a fun thread so just jump right in we are teasing and playing to release the tensions of the day!
  15. LPPT

    the tonk

    Oh lawd now we have the tonk in the cafe. My imagination is tired! I could always tonk it wiff some lovely pics
  16. We know that pie eaters will do anything, don't try to weasel out of it Hopefully a newbie on steroids and grow a thick skin or a sense of humor quick
  17. Welcome to the wild wild world of P.com! Now tell us something juicy
  18. Mrs.G! she sees everything then tells it on p.com
  19. LPPT

    the tonk

    Your my kinda women
  20. I leave and you guys lame out on me! I suggest a little PUI! We can roll it out on someone Like that wild women Lumak, you know her and MrsB, are out honky tonkin together and pickin up men folk@ This is just a little Peyton place
  21. I don't think I would share that I fix the lawn mowers with hammers if I were you
  22. You don't skeer me with your little finger or the toxic gases pulling your finger causes to discharge! I have a puter screen to hide behind We could heat it up by picking on the lawn mower dude
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