Guard dad

Yup

Tokyo in D'ville is very good. The one on Dallas Hwy across from The Avenue is very good too.

Of those two....the one on the Target side. Neither are among my favorites though.

The old Daisy Red Ryder is a good starter gun, not much power and very reliable. I think it's been a "first gun" more than all others combined. It's really just a "plinker" gun, short range and low velocity. As he gets older and more responsible there are guns that are far more reliable and accurate. Some of the modern BB guns are extremely powerful and have tremendous distance, so you have to be careful where you shoot them. Some of these approach the small caliber rifles in power.

I thought maybe RNG was over there after what she ate yesterday.

Nothing wrong with asking for prayers. Done!

Can you do my 8-Tracks? I kid, I kid.

She has that as factory installed equipment It'll take a lot of them to cover up the Little Friskies / boiled egg syndrome. I have a can of this that is working pretty well. At this point it's a matter of which has the most staying power.

I'll be 25

I think I'll stop and get a bratwurst while I'm out. Self-defense, ya know?

I'm feeling sick, I think I'll go to the tanning bed to see if it will clear out a bit while I'm gone.

Holy crap! They'll have to evacuate the whole business park.

Lies, all lies.

This stuff smells like a can of Little Friskies, I can only imagine what it will be like later. I feel faint......

Need one with a charcoal filter.

...in case I need emergency services. RNG had Mexican last night, and now she's eating chicken & dumplings with a boiled egg salad for lunch. This could be dangerous! Does anyone have a contact with the EPA? Somebody hold me.

Yeah, she's kinda grown up since then. Dang RNG, you're old.

Here's my little one....about 15 years ago.

Nuh uh!

I've always had a halo, I'm a wittle angel.

Lies, all lies!

I can tell better stories. Ummm, ballpark?

She burped so loud it knocked out her internet.

Nah, that's all an urban legend that RNG made up. I never even burp, much less......