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hello, my name is Lori Lawson and I'm a dork.

I am the resident dork. We aren't all bad either. Hopefully we can all get along and support one another's business. Our girls work so hard, maybe you can come inside & watch with me one day. Of course you can wear a hat & dark sunglasses, I'll provide the potted plant.

this is why I think we are long, lost twins: I forgot to take my make up off last night & my eyes were killing me this morning. So, I'm talking with my lil one who was getting ready for school and trying to look for my makeup remover wipes. Yes, I have a lil package of soapy wipes I keep in the same drawer. Owie. My lil one had to help me to the sink bc I was blind.

I was taking my daughter's friend home after school bc she just lives down the street & was having car trouble that day. My lil one rides the bus & I stand out there to make sure she is safe. Believe it or not, I step away from fb for the safety of my chirrens. I even know of a pregnant chick who walks her lil one all the way down to her bus stop since she's not as lucky as we are for having it at our driveway.

Robin Meade interviewed you?? did you see a 'nader or sumtin?

I do believe there are classes for toddlers at Downtown Dance. My daughters were older when they started, both were in the first grade. It's great exercise and the lil ones at recital could be on stage picking their nose & everyone would go "awwwwwwwwwww!!!"

I think it may have been hunger!! I forgot to eat all day (how does one do this & not lose weight??) and was ready to eat my shoe.

I think we are related..or you're my long, lost twin.

I'm not sure Mister Man believed me when I told him I thought he was someone else. Honest, cross my cold, dead heart!!

I was at the dance studio tonight & had told my friend (whose SO is a patron of the cigar shop) that I would cat call him as he walked in if I saw him. Well, I'm sitting out in the front, he pulls up, I start yelling whoooooo hoooo, his name, and wave. He looked at me like I had 4 heads but he waved. I sent a quick message to the friend to tell her that I did it. She msgs back to tell me her SO is at work, far, far away. Yeah.. D'OH. So, I'm waiting for the older kid to get out of class & Mister man comes out for a minute, I ran down to apologize for being an ass. He said it was fine

I've had 3. and when you have your very first one & the technician comes back & says, "we found something & need to do a few more slides" it's never fun to hear. Nothing serious it turned out, but scary nonetheless.

Show this to your kids with braces and tell them their teeth WILL move if you don't wear your retainer. All the money my parents spent on surgery & braces.. The tooth that looks missing is actually pushed back.. it was in my sinuses before had to have surgery to cut it out of my sinus cavity and slowly brought down into place by cutting part of my palette out, putting a bracket on the tooth, & pulling it over with an elastic string tied to the bracket & my regular wire. Now I just don't want braces...bc I'm stubborn...and dumb.

I have the biggest face in the world.. yup, I'm thinking of going for the two brow thing soon. I thought it was overrated...

this was a week ago? I've had my hair cut since then, and I'm wind blown. But I guess since I have stupid, baby fine hair I like to poof it up & spray it up.

I kid! If I had a middle school child they would have to walk to Austin. Has anyone been on Ridge road lately? Yeah, not a chance my kid is walking across that road. She would be in my car & so would other kids in the neighborhood since I'm a SAHM and have an SUV. There's always a way.

How dare you.

I'm still mad that they didn't show my daughter with her face pressed up against the window as we drove by. hmpf.

The lady who called the news killed me. If you are home, go out there with your kid if you think she's in danger. *not the mother of the injured girl, I'm talking about the other lady weeks ago.

I thought I just bought raw almonds from Target last week.

I've been looking through my pix and can't find a great one of my hair, since I'm usually behind the camera. I'll take one today. get your darts ready!

Cheers.. I cried and Wonder Years made me bawl. I so loved that show.

LGM, now you know I'll have to put a hanger in yer pigtails like I did with Poppy.

hehehehehehehe!