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From the Daily Caller:

 

13 politically incorrect gun rules:

 

1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

 

2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

 

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

 

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

 

5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

 

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

 

9. If you’re in a gunfight:

 

- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

 

- If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

 

- If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

 

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

 

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

 

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

 

 

 

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/16/13-politically-incorrect-gun-rules/#ixzz1sATC8Ade

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From the Daily Caller:

 

13 politically incorrect gun rules:

 

1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

 

2. It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

 

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

 

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

 

5. Never say, "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

 

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, because it'll be empty.

 

9. If you're in a gunfight:

 

- If you're not shooting, you should be loading.

 

- If you're not loading, you should be moving.

 

- If you're not moving, you're dead.

 

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

 

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

 

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

 

 

 

Read more: http://dailycaller.c.../#ixzz1sATC8Ade

 

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May I add one more? Gun control--using both hands.

 

From the Daily Caller:

 

13 politically incorrect gun rules:

 

1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

 

2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

 

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

 

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

 

5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

 

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

 

9. If you’re in a gunfight:

 

- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

 

- If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

 

- If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

 

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

 

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

 

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

 

 

 

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/16/13-politically-incorrect-gun-rules/#ixzz1sATC8Ade

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The real number .1 - Don't kill a man with a gun if it is not necessary, make sure he has it out of its holster.

 

The real number .2 - Always sit with your back to the wall, preferably in the corner of the room, and hold your gun under your table.

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The real number .make sure he has it out of its holster.

 

I'm thinking,hold on a sec..................................yep,that has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

 

Why did I click view it anyway?sad.gif

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I'm thinking,hold on a sec..................................yep,that has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

 

Why did I click view it anyway?sad.gif

 

 

I am also crazy, tdr!

 

I'll tell you what; Inspector Collins had a lot of them right, but he missed the first three.

 

The real number .3 is, Don't play with your gun in public; somebody might get the wrong idea about what you are doing. drinks.gif

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I am also crazy, tdr!

 

I'll tell you what; Inspector Collins had a lot of them right, but he missed the first three.

 

The real number .3 is, Don't play with your gun in public; somebody might get the wrong idea about what you are doing. drinks.gif

 

 

Lets see, TP posted this at 11:00PM.....yep, he's sh%t faced.....Who's inspector Collins? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Lets see, TP posted this at 11:00PM.....yep, he's sh%t faced.....Who's inspector Collins? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Sh%t faced on stupidity, feelip! Have you not seen how much of a dumb a** I am?

 

I am a stupid SOB! Look what is said about me, around hear. I'm surprised that you'll put up with me.

 

I don't have to be dunk. I emit BS from my nostrils. There is nobody this side of the MISSISSIPPI RIVER as incredibly stupid as I am.

 

I'm liable to do any kind of dumb a** sh%t! pardon.gif

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Sh%t faced on stupidity, feelip! Have you not seen how much of a dumb a** I am?

 

I am a stupid SOB! Look what is said about me, around hear. I'm surprised that you'll put up with me.

 

I don't have to be dunk. I emit BS from my nostrils. There is nobody this side of the MISSISSIPPI RIVER as incredibly stupid as I am.

 

I'm liable to do any kind of dumb a** sh%t! pardon.gif

 

Can I buy some pot from you? Because it really must be some good cheeze.

 

BTW Hijack over :good: to the OP.

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