Tried this a couple years ago and got back crickets. If I needed it then, I really need it now. So let's take another shot.
I'm in desperate need of a 360 degree trimming, de-shagging, hell dethatching even. So it's got to be somebody that knows beards too. Without going into a lot of backstory, I'm real hinky about who I let point sharp objects at me. So I'm kind of looking for a lady of some years. Just no young'uns, please. Anybody? Please?