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#1 Blunt Trauma

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 04:59 PM

Just something to do. Let's see what little secrets y'all are willing to dish, if any. I'll go first.
I've had a serious crush on the Prestige Jewelry lady for years. It just crushes me every time her commercial comes on. Ah well, such is life.
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Posted 30 January 2018 - 05:06 PM

My husband and I have a Los Magueys addiction. We can't stop eating there.

Also, I think it's weird that certain local BBQ restaurants have spaghetti nights. I don't understand it.
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Posted 30 January 2018 - 05:19 PM

My husband and I have a Los Magueys addiction. We can't stop eating there.

Also, I think it's weird that certain local BBQ restaurants have spaghetti nights. I don't understand it.

You're a wild woman. 


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#4 Rose Luxemburg

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 05:59 PM

I have a large crystal Tiffany bowl exclusively used for eating popcorn while reading about or watching Paulding political drama...


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Posted 30 January 2018 - 08:00 PM

I was Z o o c r e w and I have gas right now.


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#6 Guard Dad

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Posted 30 January 2018 - 08:19 PM

 I have gas right now.

Just a typical day for you, huh?


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Posted 30 January 2018 - 08:24 PM

Just a typical day for you, huh?

 

Yep, pretty much.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 09:16 AM

I've recently quit sniffing glue, but I think it's the wrong week to stop.
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Posted 31 January 2018 - 10:03 AM

I tried pickled pig feet and I think I might like them...

 

- Jamie


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 11:36 AM

Last night during the SOTU,  I thought that while she is as old as dirt, Nancy Pelosi looked kind of sexy with that scowl on her face.

 

- Jamie 


Too much?

 

- Jamie


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"I have always tried to [tell the truth], but the Russians made me do it."  - Hillary Clinton

 

 

 


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 11:46 AM

Last night during the SOTU,  I thought that while she is as old as dirt, Nancy Pelosi looked kind of sexy with that scowl on her face.

 

- Jamie 


Too much?

 

- Jamie

 

 

I thought she had gotten her Preparation H and Polygrip mixed up.


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Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented worker" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

 

 

I guess you haven't been to Detroit recently?  Or, Newark or East St.Louis or Gary, IN, or Stockton, CA?

 

You know, those bastions of liberal Democrat government that have been so successful in attracting wealthy, educated leaders and businesspeople.  Progressive people,  who have uplifted the poorer of their brethren, so their city can be that bright example of how well Socialism works.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 12:03 PM

I thought she had gotten her Preparation H and Polygrip mixed up.


Take it from the voice of experience. Never, and I mean NEVER, store your tube of Prep H and your tube of deep heating rub in the same drawer. Especially if you're nearsighted. It ain't funny at 3am.
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Posted 31 January 2018 - 02:11 PM

I spend 30 minutes a day entering sweepstakes. An hour on the weekends.
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Posted 31 January 2018 - 02:18 PM

Take it from the voice of experience. Never, and I mean NEVER, store your tube of Prep H and your tube of deep heating rub in the same drawer. Especially if you're nearsighted. It ain't funny at 3am.

it won' happen today ,I believe neither product is around any more. Put on your glasses before reaching for the Brylcream laying next to the Gleem toothpaste. Pick up your sweetie and keep smelling toothpaste all evening.



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Posted 31 January 2018 - 03:31 PM

I spend 30 minutes a day entering sweepstakes. An hour on the weekends.

 

Do you ever win?


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 04:00 PM

I ran away with the Grateful Dead when I was younger and I have the tattoos to prove it...

 

8)


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who believes that there is no virtue but on his own side, and that there
are not men as honest as himself who may differ from him in political principles.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 04:10 PM

Do you ever win?


In the past year or so I've won tickets to Six Flags, a Yeti Tumbler, a pair of binoculars, a t-shirt, fancy face lotion, an advance reading copy of a novel, a cursive writing workbook, a Hot Wheels racetrack, a $10 Amazon gift card and a $25 Shutterfly gift card. I might be leaving something out. I haven't won any big prizes.... YET.
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No man ever stands taller than when he kneels to help another.

If they laugh at you because you're different, laugh at them because they're all the same.

#18 Blunt Trauma

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 04:22 PM

I ran away with the Grateful Dead when I was younger and I have the tattoos to prove it...

 

8)

I new it,  knew it,  knew it.

I bet myself you owned at least one incense burner.


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:38 PM

In the past year or so I've won tickets to Six Flags, a Yeti Tumbler, a pair of binoculars, a t-shirt, fancy face lotion, an advance reading copy of a novel, a cursive writing workbook, a Hot Wheels racetrack, a $10 Amazon gift card and a $25 Shutterfly gift card. I might be leaving something out. I haven't won any big prizes.... YET.

 

Cool!

 

 

Another confession: I have a cat but I secretly like dogs more.  Please, nobody tell my cat I wrote this...I'd like to live.


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#20 Blunt Trauma

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:56 PM

 

Cool!

 

 

Another confession: I have a cat but I secretly like dogs more.  Please, nobody tell my cat I wrote this...I'd like to live.

I can see you now in the after death waiting room. Sitting there in your pj's with a bewildered look in your eyes and fur stuffed up your nose. Some tough guy that just got shot by a banger is gonna walk by and look at you. He's gonna stop and point at your face and just say "pussy", then walk away. Your not gonna know exactly what he meant.

 

Are ya gonna ask?

(Why I don't have a cat.)


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 06:02 PM

I can see you now in the after death waiting room. Sitting there in your pj's with a bewildered look in your eyes and fur stuffed up your nose. Some tough guy that just got shot by a banger is gonna walk by and look at you. He's gonna stop and point at your face and just say "pussy", then walk away. Your not gonna know exactly what he meant.

 

Are ya gonna ask?

(Why I don't have a cat.)

 

:rofl:


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 07:01 PM

Be careful what you get Crisco on. It's shortening. 


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 11:25 PM

Be careful what you get Crisco on. It's shortening. 

That would explain why you're so grumpy.


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"The belief is that the political incorrectness involved in the discussion will destroy the community" - posted by pubby on 10-22-16

No, pubby; the only thing free speech will destroy are lies. - Guard Dad


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Posted 01 February 2018 - 06:27 AM

That would explain why you're so grumpy.

That right there was funny!


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Posted 01 February 2018 - 01:47 PM

That right there was funny!

 

 

I don't think you get anything on you, E Z! It shows in the mechanisms you adhere to.  


"The rich alone use imported articles, and on these alone the whole taxes of the General Government are levied. ... Our revenues liberated by the discharge of the public debt, and its surplus applied to canals, roads, schools, etc., the farmer will see his government supported, his children educated, and the face of his country made a paradise by the contributions of the rich alone, without his being called on to spend a cent from his earnings." ~ The Chief Author of our Declaration of Independence

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Posted 01 February 2018 - 07:45 PM

Last night during the SOTU,  I thought that while she is as old as dirt, Nancy Pelosi looked kind of sexy with that scowl on her face.

 

- Jamie 


Too much?

 

- Jamie

 

 

 

 

I thought she had gotten her Preparation H and Polygrip mixed up.

 

Maybe so, but underneath it all,...........I bet she was smiling. ;)


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 02:01 PM

:rofl:


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