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My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover.

 

Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch.

 

dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?!
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My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover.

 

Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch.

Probably another patient of that same doctor.... :lol:

 

Jamie

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My dad found someone laying in a ditch one time. Only problem was the guy was....well, ah, ....... how do I put this??? Deceased. My dad was under doctor's orders to walk a mile a day after having had a heart attack. This find did not help him recover.

 

Trust me, you don't want to find someone in a ditch.

 

funny story about that. A friend in her younger years was hiking in a popular spot near a mediacl school. They came across a body and thought it was fake and a hoax by some students. They took pics with it and so on, later that day they found out it was the real deal.

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Several years ago, right after my husband and I first got married, we woke up to strange noises outside our house at about 2:00 in the morning to find his ex-wife in the ditch of our yard. She claims to have been walking her cat - the stray that had been hanging around our house for about a month.

 

My husband's father used to tell him that when it rained, all the trash would gather in the ditch. It wasn't raining, but there she was....maybe it was her walking her stupid cat again. :wacko:

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dammit why can't I ever find anyone laying in a ditch?!

 

I can SO hear you say this LOL

 

Starting to get very warm in this ditch. I hope she hurries up....

 

 

 

Note to self: Next time you go to lay in a ditch , TAKE WATER.....

 

LOL :o :p

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Note to self:trying to pick up(something just ran up my pants leg) a woman by lying in a ditch, not one of your greatest ideas....

 

self: but she is searching now, I know she is...

 

 

Note to self: your not the sharpest stick in the pile....

 

 

self: I must be having a flash back. I'm talking to myself & anserwing...

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Note to self:trying to pick up(something just ran up my pants leg) a woman by lying in a ditch, not one of your greatest ideas....

 

self: but she is searching now, I know she is...

Note to self: your not the sharpest stick in the pile....

self: I must be having a flash back. I'm talking to myself & anserwing...

:lol:

 

get out of the ditch weirdo - jess isn't coming.

 

want me to come find you? :ph34r:

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Wierdo, Wierdo, I resemble that remark...

 

 

It's a pretty deep ditch, you may not be able to get out...

Note to self: don't wear camo when lying in a ditch..

Self: but I thought that was what you wore when dear hunting...

Note to self: your not the reddest apple on the tree...

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THOUGHT's FROM THE DITCH

 

 

 

 

Got some rest last night, rained a little so got some water that way..

Had visitors, 2 coyotes, 1 raccoon, 97 possums..

Still have faith in MJ & RAK they will find me...

Someone dumped a computer desk on me . makes it easier to write..

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THOUGHT's FROM THE DITCH

Got some rest last night, rained a little so got some water that way..

Had visitors, 2 coyotes, 1 raccoon, 97 possums..

Still have faith in MJ & RAK they will find me...

Someone dumped a computer desk on me . makes it easier to write..

 

 

LMAO!

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Several years ago, right after my husband and I first got married, we woke up to strange noises outside our house at about 2:00 in the morning to find his ex-wife in the ditch of our yard. She claims to have been walking her cat - the stray that had been hanging around our house for about a month.

 

My husband's father used to tell him that when it rained, all the trash would gather in the ditch. It wasn't raining, but there she was....maybe it was her walking her stupid cat again. :wacko:

 

Well, did ya at least throw her a penny?

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THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH

 

 

 

 

Well it's been a slow , hot day & a half ..

Yesterday two cyclist came by & the second one droped his water bottle.

It was almost full & rolled into my ditch, was that flavored stuff but ditch dwellers can't be chosey...

Did'nt see the coyotes but the possums came back & brought about 37 friends...

Oh more good news. some peckerwood tossed a sofa into my ditch. Now I have a place to sit or sleep...

Two rednecks came by about dawn & dumped 2 dogs, 16 kittens & a chicken..

Woke up last night thought I heard MJ & RAK calling me...was only 86 possums having at it...

Looking forword to tomorrow.....Ditch Boy

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THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH

 

 

 

 

Sorry sir, at this time I feel that I must retain my skull. Since no one has felt the need to dump a hat rack into my ditch

I must use it ( my skull) to hold my hat. But be assured that when/ if I find I no longer have a use for it ( my skull) you will be the first to know...

Thanks for your interest.... Ditch Boy

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THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH

 

 

 

 

Well it's been a slow , hot day & a half ..

Yesterday two cyclist came by & the second one droped his water bottle.

It was almost full & rolled into my ditch, was that flavored stuff but ditch dwellers can't be chosey...

Did'nt see the coyotes but the possums came back & brought about 37 friends...

Oh more good news. some peckerwood tossed a sofa into my ditch. Now I have a place to sit or sleep...

Two rednecks came by about dawn & dumped 2 dogs, 16 kittens & a chicken..

Woke up last night thought I heard MJ & RAK calling me...was only 86 possums having at it...

Looking forword to tomorrow.....Ditch Boy

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OK that's it - YOu get the award for most the funniest comment of the Day!!!

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