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Elwood

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  • Birthday 05/16/1977

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  1. I personally find your accusations shocking and offensive. I WILL be contacting the local news about this. Someone MUST be held responsible for this.
  2. Well the U.S. can't become a completely socialist country with the Constitution in the way and they can't just get do away with it. Since they can't get rid of it, they have to nullify it, the only way to nullify it is to destroy the entity that it protects, the U.S. What is the best way to do that? Destroy the economy and drive up the cost of food. Starving people do what the people with food ask them to do. When the U.S. collapses any government promising food will win the support of the people. It's really just basic Conspiracy Theory 101. And there you have it. LOL.
  3. Forgot the entire reason I wanted to post... As an ex-smoker, 4yrs now, I remember that I used to throw my cigarette butts out the window. Why? I don't know, don't remember. I don't recall ever thinking about it as littering, I don't remember thinking about it at all really. I just did it. Now that I don't smoke, I notice it when other people do it and I do think of it as littering. It bothers me a little bit but not that much, I think that if all I have to complain about on any particular day is whether I saw someone throw a cigarette butt out of their window, I'm having a pretty good day. I in no way want to make lite of the littering that is going on but in the grand scheme of things but the big complaint is purely aesthetics. Other than the few times I've caught someone in front of me throwing a butt, I don't notice them.
  4. Hmmm, I'll assume you aren't one of THOSE people who wait in the fire lane while someone runs into the store...because they'll only be a minute.
  5. Well if they are not hopefully someone got tag numbers and can ID the people.
  6. Eye dew knot no what two say.
  7. Keep in mind use of those products for anything other than their intended use is a federal offense.
  8. I had someone riding my "trunk" on the way home from class on Saturday...wasn't long before he had to lock his breaks, quite a pleasant little chirp & squeal it was. edited to add: But at least I didn't hit that small child that came out of nowhere and disappeared just as quickly.
  9. ROFLMAO....that is 3% OVERALL.
  10. I don't think anyone else read this but me...
  11. I think if women want to act tough and hit a man then they should remain tough and get hit back. Act like a lady and you'll be treated like one. The group could have left when they were asked and the whole situation would have been avoided.
  12. OMG you are ALL WRONG. I've threw a tarot spread down, consulted the spirits, prayed, wiped out the Ouija board, and killed a chicken in the moonlight while casting my rune stones to get the real story. She is a lesbian, nazi hooker who had previously been abducted by aliens and forced into an extreme weight-loss program so she would of suitable size to push forth the alien/muslim hybridization of the world population. Fearful of becoming fat again she became bulimic so her alien johns would still find her attractive. She joined a online secret society of bulimic people, eerily that included 2 men, and was meeting them for their monthly double dutch chocolate fudge with peanut butter and ooey gooey delicious caramel topping cheesecake bender which she washed down with a diet coke cause come on, let's not get crazy. With all the desert she had eaten her stomach swelled and she couldn't return to her husband otherwise he would have realized what was going on and the whole plan would have been ruined, so she stayed hidden long enough for the desert to be digested (she had forgotten her ipecac syrup at home, and lets face it who really uses the fingers down the throat approach anymore. The husband, wise to the alien hybridization invasion was upset about the wife's disappearance, not because he loves his wife, whom he beats on a daily basis, because that is just what he is supposed to do, it's a part time job really, but because if she went missing it would be up to him to carry the alien human crossbreed!!! Yes that is right, aliens have no specific gender so their young can carried by either sex of humans, it's just easier to make the females do it cause hey, that's their lot in life. If all goes according to plan and she doesn't go on another bender next year she'll give birth to twin alien/humans and she'll make the rounds of news talk shows, but not Oprah cause she's a cow, finally ending up on Maury, who will do several hundred paternal DNA test to try and determine if the baby daddy is actually human or alien.
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