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Dallas Bigfoot

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  1. How about this one:

    A father's son was off at college when the boys mother passed away. After the funeral and before the boy went back to college his father wanted to be closer to him so he asked his son to use the pronoun 'we' in correspondences. After several months the son sent email saying 'Everything in schools is fine. We made one A, two B's and threee C's. We will do better. I guess we need to study more and do less partying. By the way, we got a girl pregnant. She's going to have twins. Mine died. What are we going to do with yours?

  2. I wen to one of those gyms and asked the manager how long would it take me to get in shape. He said about two generations. It upset me so bad I went to Buffalo's and got a big cheeseburger and two beers.

  3. It's Venus and the reason it shines bright is because the atmosphere is clear enough of dust. As the earth rotates Venus seems to fade and become dimmer because, here again, of the atmosphere.

    Basic astronomy 101. During the winter months there is less dust even in other countries because not only rain but snow and sleet take the dust out of the sir. Like, why does the sun look so big and orange as it sets. It has to do with atmospheric conditions. Later in the year when you see the harvest moon it looks orange. Atmosphere again.

     

    It's not a weather ballon, not a UFO, not a refection of lights, and not swamp gas. Do not worry and do not panic. Go back to sleep. You are safe. naenu, naenu.

     

     

  4. Hey, why not put it to use while waiting for funding for the terminal. Use the runway for a gigantic flea market. With some good publicity Paulding could make big bucks. Charge vendors for space, charge $2 to park and also have rides like the fair. You could have donkey races with local politicians participating. Call it Airport Sale Specials of Paulding.

  5. To whom do I send my lawsuit? All the channels said we were going to get 1 to 3 inches then changed it to 2 to 4 inches of snow. We got rain then sleet and then some but very little flurries. Lots of wind but no big snow flakes or accumulation like they said.

     

    The predicted snow kind of reminds you of Obama's campaign. Lots of promises but doesn't deliver.

    I just had to say it.

  6. I've got several....but here is what you need to do.... I'm not being ugly when I say this...but we all posted on here several times with different things. There was also supppose to be a P.Com cookbook coming out... don't know what's happening there....but if you do a search for recipes.... you will have alot come up.

     

    If you don't...then we all can start posting again..

     

    Cook book by p.commers would be great with proceeds (other than cost) going to a worth cause. And you only put your p.com name on the rececipe.

    And make sure there's one for roasted squirrel and possum.

  7. - When a night on the town is going to the new Walmart.

     

    - When you tell your wife you're taking her to lunch in Hiram and it's at Sam's with all the food samples.

     

    - When you go to get your pony tail cut off you have to bring a permission slip from your wife. True story............a lady barber asked a guy did his wife know he was getting it cut and she was serious.

     

    - When it find out Dallas is forcing a restaurant to close because too many people think it's progress.

     

    and this may happen.......when you read Dallas is taking out the paved roads and requiring only covered wagons in town.........but only with spinner hub caps.

  8. Right to die is the same as suicide. The Bible says suicide is against God's will and you will go to Hell. It's not up to us. Only God knows when you will pass. He even knows the hairs on your head. Don't question God. If it's assisted suicide it's murder. Read the Bible and pray. Simple isn't it.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    That is unless Obama puts it as a stimulus bill.

  9. We heard the tale of heavy snow last time and all we hand was rain. Actually the grocery store alliance pays the news media to predict snow so people will go out and buy food. Smart move and it helps the economy. But just in case........................................what was that? Milk, bread. Not. Beer and snacks. YES! Bring on the snow.

  10. If someone is charged and convicted of DV and that person is a police officer they should be fired immediately. If they would beat their wife what would they do to you. Any man that strikes his wife is wimpy, spineless person.

     

    What if the DV is against a woman? It has happened. I read years ago where a large woman forced her smaller husband to work and do chores. Neighbors said she was physically abusive. One day when he was hanging out the clothes and she was pushing him around, he picked up a board and killed her. He got off because she was abusive. There are women in prison who have killed their abusive husbands but found guilty of murder. Hard to believe but true.

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