[All I Hear is Blah Blah Blah]

If you have dogs does the sound of them licking themselves when you are trying to go to sleep drive you . All I have to do is say our dogs names now and they know exactly what I want them to STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP doing!

[copschick]

yes...OMG!!! So freaking annoying!

[Tired of Bovine Excrement]

All I Hear is Blah Blah Blah, on 19 March 2012 - 09:44 AM, said:

If you have dogs does the sound of them licking themselves when you are trying to go to sleep drive you . All I have to do is say our dogs names now and they know exactly what I want them to STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP doing!

Yes, and one certain spot sounds particularly nastier than anywhere else on his body! The name thing works here too.

[CarolineElizabeth]

My dogs do not sleep in my room. I cant handle noises like that and then if they get up and down.

They sleep in the doggie roomlol

[Papi]

Coco gonna go blind one day. SHE DRIVES ME FREAKING INSANE!

[CarolineElizabeth]

I have a Pekingese and that dogs licks his nose and it grosses me out.

This post has been edited by CarolineElizabeth: 19 March 2012 - 10:21 AM

[Blondiega1]

Papi, on 19 March 2012 - 10:17 AM, said:

Coco gonna go blind one day. SHE DRIVES ME FREAKING INSANE!

Beat me to it!
We tell her all the time she's going to go blind!

[Thoughts]

Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, Lick, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK... IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN DOG!!! WE CUT YOUR NUTS OFF!!! GIVE IT A REST!!!

[Rookie]

Yes! Slurp... Slurp... Slurp... Slurp!

[Lady Raider]

lol

[Riptides]

Ours isn't so much licking themselves it's itching themselves at bedtime. If we get both dogs in the bed and a cat or two on the wife it's like the same thing with yawning, once one starts the itching thing they all do and it drives us crazy.

My mom has it twice as bad, her chihuahua does the lick thing, but then he starts that corn nibble on himself, and he starts going "OOOOooooEEEeeeeOOoooooEEEEEeeeeOOoooo" real quiet like, and if you don't know it's him you think it's like a ghost or something. But I was on the phone with mom one day when she lost her shiz at the dog she said she'd been listening to it for 3 days and wanted to be committed, she'd had enough.

[KRM]

Try, if you must, to imagine 2 Great Dane's licking! and no, they do not sleep in our room as they have their very own room.

[Ann's Scents]

YES! We have 3. Two sleep under the bed and the third sleeps on the floor next to my side of the bed. It drives me crazy along with the panting. As soon as I say STOP they know.

[LPPT]

My new puppy sounds like a bellow at night, I am not sure how I am going to cope when he is full grown, it makes me crazy.
There is also a puddle of dried slobber on the floor in the morning.

[retiredteacher]

Cats do it, too...

[jenilyn]

My dog is the reason I developed my earplug habit. She sleeps downstairs now. The older she gets, the louder she snores. As a matter of fact, shes snoring like an 80 year old obese man as I type.

and yes, the licking is gross.

[Go BLUE!]

YES...along with the sound of them walking on the tile floor when their nails are a little to long

[sugail]

Yes, to the licking and to the sounds of the nails on the floor when they're walking and the slurping of the water. Add to that when they do that shaking thing especially with dog tags on their collar.

[Spunkywman]

YES!!! I keep trying to make them understand that after 20 minutes its either gone or not coming off. Drives me batty! Plus an 18 yr cat with a gas problem.

[justgettingby]

Ugh, my Bulldog used to lick his paws for hours. And when he finally stopped, he'd snore louder than any human I've ever heard. I learned to sleep with a heavy Tempurpedic pillow on my head to drown out the noise.

[Spunkywman]

I would be afraid of smothering myself....lol

justgettingby, on 19 March 2012 - 02:52 PM, said:

Ugh, my Bulldog used to lick his paws for hours. And when he finally stopped, he'd snore louder than any human I've ever heard. I learned to sleep with a heavy Tempurpedic pillow on my head to drown out the noise.

[raclay]

My Boston Terrier sleeps with us some nights and others with my DS. Well, he farts and it never seems to fail that he does it when his butt is in my face and I wake up to that, ughhh. Now, my oldest Italian Greyhound sleeps with us every night and what drives me nuts is during the night he presses his feet into my back or my legs and his nails poke me. They all lick themselves, but rarely do it at night or even to where we hear them.

[Spunkywman]

Too Funny!!! Sounds like my cat. I have to toss her off the bed sometimes. Puts my teenage son to shame...lol

raclay, on 19 March 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

My Boston Terrier sleeps with us some nights and others with my DS. Well, he farts and it never seems to fail that he does it when his butt is in my face and I wake up to that, ughhh. Now, my oldest Italian Greyhound sleeps with us every night and what drives me nuts is during the night he presses his feet into my back or my legs and his nails poke me. They all lick themselves, but rarely do it at night or even to where we hear them.

[tbird]

I can just barely nudge my dog and he will quit.

Now, the fact that an 8 lb Pomeranian needs half a queen sized bed---that bothers me!!! He gets his back against my back and stretches out--trying to push me over!! And he needs most of the recliner too. Heaven forbid that I ever get a big dog!!

[MissSophie]

I have four. they each have a bed in my bedroom; no more sleeping with mommy. When the licking starts, I can't see which one it is so I also just yell STOP!! They know exactly what I mean.

The farts are unbelievable. I do not change their diet so can't figure out why one day would cause a fart fest.

[dana]

That and my boxers endless supply of gas. Drives me crazy.

tbird, on 19 March 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

I can just barely nudge my dog and he will quit.

Now, the fact that an 8 lb Pomeranian needs half a queen sized bed---that bothers me!!! He gets his back against my back and stretches out--trying to push me over!! And he needs most of the recliner too. Heaven forbid that I ever get a big dog!!

Awwww, how sweet!

[jenilyn]

raclay, on 19 March 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

My Boston Terrier sleeps with us some nights and others with my DS. Well, he farts and it never seems to fail that he does it when his butt is in my face and I wake up to that, ughhh. Now, my oldest Italian Greyhound sleeps with us every night and what drives me nuts is during the night he presses his feet into my back or my legs and his nails poke me. They all lick themselves, but rarely do it at night or even to where we hear them.

My sister has a Boston Terrier, my god the smells!

[Mrs G]

Roscoe has his own room with a 2' x 4' cage/pen. So that's no issue with us. But, It drives me nuts to even hear the battery operated clock that goes ..........tick, tock, tick, tock!!!

[Thoughts]

[BubbaDoo]

I'm reading all this laughing and saying, "Yeah, mine do all that too, the smells and the sounds and the licks and the accidental scratches on my arms and legs, and especially the 'urrp, urrp, urrp' sound in the dark of the night that means somebody is about to hurl chunks in the middle of the floor, and I still love them to death!" Wouldn't give it up for nothing in the world!

[Shananigans]

Oh now, my dog is my favorite daughter!

[Póg mo thóin]

YES.


But wait.... who else can't stand the doorbell on tv because the dog freaks out?

Domino's pizza.. I'm looking at you.

[Shananigans]

Póg mo thóin, on 19 March 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

YES.


But wait.... who else can't stand the doorbell on tv because the dog freaks out?

Domino's pizza.. I'm looking at you.

that pisses me off, too because when she realizes it's on TV it makes her feel stupid. I don't like it when somebody makes my baby feel stupid.

[Riptides]

Póg mo thóin, on 19 March 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

YES.


But wait.... who else can't stand the doorbell on tv because the dog freaks out?

Domino's pizza.. I'm looking at you.

ROFL thank god our house was built before doorbells were invented

Ours gets set off at the sound of squealing brakes, because that means the UPS, Garbage Man, School Bus, just stopped outside, and there's too little time in the day and too many folks to bark at.

[MissSophie]

I forgot about the tv doorbells. There are certain ones that sound exactly like ours. They bark, then look at me; and then I just say, "no, not us"; then they calm down. Very funny.

[Spunkywman]

Well that put an end to my dinner....lol Needed to stay on my diet anyway!

BubbaDoo, on 19 March 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

I'm reading all this laughing and saying, "Yeah, mine do all that too, the smells and the sounds and the licks and the accidental scratches on my arms and legs, and especially the 'urrp, urrp, urrp' sound in the dark of the night that means somebody is about to hurl chunks in the middle of the floor, and I still love them to death!" Wouldn't give it up for nothing in the world!

[Blondiega1]

MissSophie, on 20 March 2012 - 10:47 AM, said:

I forgot about the tv doorbells. There are certain ones that sound exactly like ours. They bark, then look at me; and then I just say, "no, not us"; then they calm down. Very funny.

Coco will bark at other animals on TV.
Dogs, cats, cows, wolves, bears, buffalo.............they are all fair game.

[Chelle]

We have 7 dogs inside most of the time. Yes, the licking is annoying, but I have one who snorts really loudly the whole time, which is irritating. When I say his name, he stops... for about a minute, lol. What drives me crazier though, is all the fur.